1 – You Stupid Cunt
2 – Coughin’ Contest
3 – Cancer
4 – Non-Stop Dancer/My Mum Song
5 – Joan Crawford
6 – Norman The Carpet
7 – How’s Your Mother
8 – Back Of The Cab
9 – Alfie Noakes
10 – Nurse
11 – In The Cubicles
12 – Ross McPharter
13 – Hello Colin
14 – Having A Wank
15 – I Saw This Bloke
16 – Parking Offence
17 – Members Only
18 – Valerie’s Hymen
19 – Mother
20 – Young Dudley Moore Performs "Jump"
CD reissue of DEREK & CLIVE’s 2nd LP originally released in 1977. Virgin Chattering Classics printed on inlay and CD
Bonus tracks: Tracks 1 and 18–20.